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SAM HARTMAN

Class of 2021, SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING AND APPLIED Sciences

Hometown: D.C.

Favorite Quote: "Ooooow. OW! owowowowow... Fuck! Ouch... Ok. I'm good. Yeah I'm good. Brain freeze."
-Melinda Gates

Favorite Comedians: Hannibal Buress, Sarah Silverman, Mitch Hedberg, John Mulaney

Proudest Accomplishment: You looking at my part of this website. You sexy sexy beast ; )

Controversial Opinion: All alcohol tastes bad.